| Таосизм: | Shit Happens |
| конфицианство: | Confuscious says,
"Shit Happens" |
| буддизм: | If shit happens, it
isn't really shit. |
| дзен: | What is the sound
of shit happening? |
| индуизм: | This shit happened
before |
| ислам: | If shit happens, it
is the will of Allah |
| протестанство: | Let shit happen to
someone else. |
| католицизм: | If shit happens, you
deserve it. |
| иудаизм: | Why does this shit
always happen to us? |
| атеизм: | I don't believe this
shit. |
| агнотицизм: | What is this shit? |
| синтоизм: | Everything except
Japan is Shit. |
| экзистенциолизм: | I shit, therefore
I sit. |
| вегетарианство: | Don't eat that shit! |
| лао-тзи: | It is utterly pointless
to try to explain shit. |
| православие: | Rome doesn't really
know shit. |
| адвентисты
7 дня | Shit happens everyday
but Saturday. |
| холистическое
течение: | There's more shit
here than I figured on. |
| сайентология: | This Shit is expensive. |
| NEW
AGE: | Crystal power counteracts
Shit. |
| кришнаиты: | Shit happens, Rama,
Rama. |
| сатанизм: | Shit rules! |
| DISCOVERY | Shit happens, but
I don’t care |
| Discovery-II | Shit happens and I’m
so glad to be aware of it. |
| Reiki | Shit is a part of
the energy of Universe! |
| свободное
дыхание | Breath throw you shit
as much as you can |
| кластерная
теория | If shit happens, we
already have the proper model for it |
| Нлп | How do you recognise,
that you have shit? |
| Психоанализ | Defecate your shit
via your annal stage along with therapist once a week and it’ll become
much better |
| Эриксоновский
транс | If shit happens, find
the right metaphor |
| Гербалайф | If shit happens, eat
Herbalife. |
